The Eighth Confession

My grammar pretty much stinks for an English major.

Alas, I, the English major, still mostly base my writing on instinct rather than rules. I just can't remember all the rules. I hear the word "rule" and this little switch in my brain shifts to "ignore." Ok not entirely...but my grammar stinks and that's the truth.
I am eager to take grammar courses so I know what I am doing, so it's not a lost cause.

And for the record, eighth is an awkward word to spell. I always have to sit and think about it for a minute first.

I will only date people who speak good.