Tricks are for kids

My secret of the day: if a word in my blog is orange then it is a link.

For instance:
I am a link
I am not a link.

Observations

Studies show that:

- Whatever you invent/develop will cause cancer
- Men should never be allowed to wear skinny jeans
- White people should not say "Ballin" and should never say "Balling"
- Wearing high heels on campus all day is really dumb and probably really bad for your ankles
- Old Navy jeans were not meant to fit anyone right
- The more you exercise, the hungrier you get -- it's a vicious cycle
- If you are feeling particularly grouchy, sometimes all you need is a little nap. Or a snack (see above)
- Turtles hibernate
- Turtles smell weird
- If there is a bump on the side of a turtle's face, that is bad
- The more boys you meet, the more you'll love your dog
- The more boys you meet, the more you'll love to blog