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Inspired by my roommates:

Katelyn has such beautiful hair
She's right over there
Just look at her hair!
People just can't help but stare
At Katelyn's hair
Because of the glare
Katelyn does her hair cute and curly
And it smells kinda girly
Cuz she uses perfume.
Know how she gets such a good poof?
I'll give you the scoop.
She uses a vacuum!
Oh Katelynn! What's shakin?
Let's make bacon! Can we, Katelyn?
Jenny has such nice hair too
Cuz she uses shampoo
And Katelyn's conditioner too.
She's so nice she'll lend you a penny
And probably many
like one hundred and twenty!
That Jenny girl, she sure is funny
And she'll give you money.
Like a penny. (Thanks Hunny!)
She rides her bike, "Susie Q"
All the way to the zoo.
And if you just ask,
She'll probably take you too.
Oh Jenny! Where's Kenny?
Who's Kenny? Is he taken? By Katelyn?
You know who else has great hair?
Let's stop. And stare.
Its Stephanie Claire.
Actually that's my middle name.
Her's isn't the same.
It's Marie.
Steph-hunny sure likes to dance
and she wears cool pants.
Probably borrowed from me. (Just kidding)
Probably borrowed from Katelyn.
As funny as two guys on a scooter
But she's ten times cuter. And she owns a car.
Steph-hunny! Oh so funny!
You're nose is runny. Cold, Steph-hunny?
Now I guess I'll tell you bout me
I live in a tree.
But I'm no hippie.
Even though I like Bob Dylan,
and I'm good at chillin,
and my hairdo is killin...
We're back to the subject of hair.
Mine's right up there.
Feel free to stop and stare
...at Katelyn!

There are three reasons I haven't written anything for awhile:

1. I have not felt very creative. I still don't but whatever.
2. I'm kind of busy.
3. My internet at home stinks and I haven't had the patience to wait 20 minutes for each page to load.
4. ............Nope, there are just three.

Anyways, in the time between the tale of the trash cat and now, a lot has been going on. Oh speaking of trash cats, I've seen a few that live under the dumpster outside my place. We also have raccoons. That thing reeks. Kind of like dead cat, actually....come to think of it I haven't seen them in awhile.

On to life:

School started. That's good and bad. But mostly good.
Fall Fest ended. That's mostly good too. I actually had a lot of fun...But now I think I'll join another BYUSA committee because I don't know what else to do with myself.
I moved. And our place is cute just like my roommates and I bought a bookshelf on Saturday so I can stop stacking my books under my bed and it is so cute and organized (just like my roommates) and then I felt good so I could finally do my homework and not have the stash (of books and junk) under my bed nagging at me.
I grew. Older, that is. And probably wiser. And maybe funnier, just not today. I had a birthday you guys! I'm, like, so big now! Like, 20! OMGoodnessgracious. That was a great day. I have awesome friends. My little brother gave me a penny which was the best present ever. He knows I'm crazy for Abe Lincoln. Definitely one of my favorite dead guys. My bro is definitely one of my favorite alive guys (just to be clear).
I'm still an English major. I have set a record. But it kinda doesn't count because I had summer between the time I declared it and now, so of course I wouldn't change my mind. I have to read ALL the time now. Rough life. Good news -- I am taking Advanced Writing which means I'm learning some grammar so maybe my posts will be grammatically correct. Maybe.
And I am looking into grad school. That's exciting.

That's all. And people keep getting married and having babies and stuff. What are they thinking? (just kidding...)