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Inspired by my roommates:

Katelyn has such beautiful hair
She's right over there
Just look at her hair!
People just can't help but stare
At Katelyn's hair
Because of the glare
Katelyn does her hair cute and curly
And it smells kinda girly
Cuz she uses perfume.
Know how she gets such a good poof?
I'll give you the scoop.
She uses a vacuum!
Oh Katelynn! What's shakin?
Let's make bacon! Can we, Katelyn?
Jenny has such nice hair too
Cuz she uses shampoo
And Katelyn's conditioner too.
She's so nice she'll lend you a penny
And probably many
like one hundred and twenty!
That Jenny girl, she sure is funny
And she'll give you money.
Like a penny. (Thanks Hunny!)
She rides her bike, "Susie Q"
All the way to the zoo.
And if you just ask,
She'll probably take you too.
Oh Jenny! Where's Kenny?
Who's Kenny? Is he taken? By Katelyn?
You know who else has great hair?
Let's stop. And stare.
Its Stephanie Claire.
Actually that's my middle name.
Her's isn't the same.
It's Marie.
Steph-hunny sure likes to dance
and she wears cool pants.
Probably borrowed from me. (Just kidding)
Probably borrowed from Katelyn.
As funny as two guys on a scooter
But she's ten times cuter. And she owns a car.
Steph-hunny! Oh so funny!
You're nose is runny. Cold, Steph-hunny?
Now I guess I'll tell you bout me
I live in a tree.
But I'm no hippie.
Even though I like Bob Dylan,
and I'm good at chillin,
and my hairdo is killin...
We're back to the subject of hair.
Mine's right up there.
Feel free to stop and stare
...at Katelyn!