Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Really Lame Lyrics

So Jesse McCartney has this song "Body Language," that I've been hearing on the radio lately. Sounds awesome doesn't it? It's pretty dumb actually.
I just wanted to point out one thing. In his song "Leavin'" he has a line that goes a little something like this: "that thing you've got behind you is amazing."
Why, thank you, Jesse. Words of a true gentleman. Of course I would want to date you if you said that to me.
Not.
But anyways, this song "Body Language" repeats that line (over and over). First of all, it's hardly a good one. Second, it's the exact same as in his other hit song word for word. Seriously can you think of a better way to phrase that? And third, it's just kind of weird...it's like, what, does she have a tail or something? Is there a really cool dog following her around? What thing is behind her? Ohhh....you mean her derriere? Yeah last I checked that was part of you and not behind you. Although it is called your behind. Maybe poor Jesse was just confused.
That's all. I just thought it was funny and I wanted to point out how creative my man Jesse is. So glad you became a pop star instead of going to college.
There are tons of songs out there where you just think "what the heck?" Next time I hear one I'll let ya know. This reminds me of Dave Barry's "Book of Bad Songs." Such a funny man -- look it up.

1 comment:

  1. Bonster, this post had me cracking up. You are a comic genius.

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